Stop reading because this is a super stupid girly post.
Whenever I have strong private, personal feelings I always feel the need to write them out. And what better place than the World Wide Web, right??
Anyways, I just need to write out how completely in love with my boyfriend I am. I’ve never done the whole “dating your best friend” thing, but Brandon honestly is my best friend as well as my boyfriend. We butt heads and have our problems, but I wouldn’t change our relationship for the world. He has this habit of saying the completely unexpected to me. Just when I’m feeling one way, he totally blind sides me in the best of ways. I know suave. I know boys who know how to say the right thing at the right time, and Brandon isn’t that at all. He’s so much better. When he says something to me it doesn’t feel rehearsed or like it ever has been or ever will be repeated. It’s not easy to explain in any other way. It’s just pure in motive and heart. It’s amazing. He’s amazing. He’s real and honest and kind and lovable and gosh, such a nerd. He has the best smile, eyes, sense of humor, and heart. His hair is the greatest of indecisive colors, his hands are my favorite to hold, and his voice never fails to make me smile. God. I’m such a girl. Sorry of anyone actually ends up reading this. It’s just that he passed out early tonight so I haven’t texted him in the past few hours and it has totally sucked.
FINALLY
watched the first three episodes of Korra!
Sadly, I was simultaneously working on Wacky Awards and being mad at my boyfriend.
So that sucks, but whatever. I still am glad to be watching Avatar again, although I must admit that I’m not loving this nearly as much as Aang’s books :(
Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
- Terms and Useful Phrases
- That’s bullshit! - Thats all wet!
- I’ve got a shitty date - I’ve got a flat tire
- Don’t be stupid - Don’t be sill
- Move your ass! - Get a wiggle!
- A car you had sex in - Struggle Buggy
- Wasted - Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
- That Hobo on the corner - That Palooka over there
- Now you’ve got it! - Now you’re on the trolly!
- A Gangsta’s bitch - A Moll
- A slut - A Hotsy Totsy
- I’m Engaged! - I’m Handcuffed
- Beer - Giggle Water
- Legs - Gams
- Boobs - Ninny Pies
- Rich Person - an egg
- The Commen Jerk - A Drugstore Cowboy
- Don’t be a shit head! - Don’t take any wooden nickels!
- That’s fucking awesome! - That’s the Bee’s knees!
- Honey, I said NO - Bank’s Closed, hon
- Holy Shit! - Hot Socks!
- That’s Great! - That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
- Classy - Swanky
- I need to get wasted - I need to see a man about a dog
- A woman’s Cigarette - A freedom Torch
- That girl is HOT SHIT - That dames got IT
My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!
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Last night
was Prom. I want to do it again. I loved it so so so much. It demonstrated to me, yet again, how amazing
- my friends
- my boyfriend
- my family
- and God
are. It also reminded me of how much I’m going to miss the first three bullets next year, and encouraged me to continue to build upon my relationship with the final bullet. God has blessed me immensely with the amount of love in my life and I have never felt more thankful.
On another note, another thing God blessed me with is my best friend, my caregiver, and a stupendous woman- my mother. Happy Mother’s Day to all. I can’t imagine my life without my mama, and I simply don’t want to! She means the world universe to me.
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